My favourite android photography apps! (Bimbz post)

Since I've seen a lot of bloggers doing posts about their favourite iphone photography apps, I'm gonna do an ANDROID one :)
As you can see, android phone users are so deprived and sad because many iphone apps don't exist in the google play market, so here's one for you all!
HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF FLWALESS
Before: Unflattering picture of me with flash.

Bloody ugly. Plus half closed eyes and half opened mouth with zits on the cheeks. GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
The photo apps I will be using are:
1)Camera 360
2)Photo wonder
3)POCO 美人相机 
Btw, all of these apps are available in the Apple store too :) And these are the only photography apps I have in my phone lol.
First I make it prettier with Camera 360. It has many pretty filters that have floral-ish tone.
This is a filter called sweet:
 
Looks much better, brightens the skin tone and gives it a vintage look. Filters make everything look better. There are still many more! Really good filters!

Next, as you can see some of the its still can be seen (they have became red dots now) Thus, I used Photo wonder to make them disappeear! I added on another filter called sweet in it too. Keke learnt from Xiaxue one.Also has other pretty effects too! Sweet plus sweet = SWEET!


Notice that the pic looks more high quality here, don't know why.
And I look like I put mascara and eyeliner O.o My lashes look more obvious in the filter nice right ;) Ok i very self praise.

Finally, for the final touch up - POCO 美人相机!

This is to touch up to make my face a bit a lot slimmer and enlarge the eye a little bit to make me more awake. There are also other stuff such is fake contacts, eyebrows and blush wtf. Maybe you can't see the difference because I don't wanna make myself too anorexic :x Then people will notice the difference one! And accuse you of photoshopping-.-
 
Notice the blush on my cheek? Yes, it's artificial. Looks real right haha And a lil' bit of extra lower lashes ;) Omymama I think I look like an anorexic freak in this photo. -bad liquifying skills-
Really, there's a HUGE change. I look like I have pefect complexion, skinny face, pretty lashes and big eyes.

Anyway this picture is extremely liquified just to show you the vast difference. It also proves that you can't trust girls' picture because there is more than meets the eye.

Now you can post it on instagram/facebook/twitter with some shitty caption like 
"OMG I look weird in this pic wtf!"
"Good morning xx"
"YOLO"
"I miss all the memories we had, the laughter we shared, the joys we made..."
"-inserts crap quote-"
Someone is bound to comment and like your photo! :D That's what I see alot of people do on instagram -.-

Ok hope you all will look flawless in your pictures after you read this! Good luck hehe ;)

A K-pop analysis - Skarf!

So in case you were hiding under a rock, you would have known that Skarf has debuted! And Skarf has 2 Singaporean members - Ferlyn and Tasha. So recently they has their first stage

 

 Honestly I don't really like the group and song but the only reason I have to like it because 2 members are from Singapore lol. *Singapore patrioism*

1) The memberrs don't look very..pretty.

Sorry, I know I'm not very pretty, but idols are supposed to look glamarous right? Well apparently Ferlyn looks quite fat in her photos wtf. Maybe it's the company's fault for not dressing her well.










Omg her shoulders are bloody broad in this photo. Can she at least pose sideways so that her shoulders don't seem so obvious wtf. Or don't wear sleeveles stuff.
An her hair is horrible. No, Singaporeans and blond hair do not match. Unless you are Xiaxue, of course.
Her eyes are so small at least she should try to make it bigger (because she has single eyelids) should put more eyeliner. And their dresses are too boring, should be pink, purple or have some variations.
What I'm saying is that she is pretty, but she needs to be in the right outfits to compliment her body ^-^

2) They need to lose weight!!!

Maybe the camera makes people look fat, but their legs look chunky? Esp ferlyn. (Omg why am I always against her wtf)


SNSD's legs are gorgeous!!! *Jealous*

Maybe they need to lose even more weight. Extremely interested in their weight wtf. I guess my legs and thighs are like Jenny liddat chubby one. Anyway i think they'll probably lose more weight due to promotions and they are stressed blah blah.

3)Hair.
Tasha needs to get bangs/fringe. Serious she will look better.
Jenny's green hair does not match the "cute and innocent" look for the band 0.0
Ferlyn needs to cut her bloody fringe!!! >:(

4)The stage!
They didn't really make a great impression on stage! There needs to be more lighting, flashing LED shit, not just confetti! -_-

Just look at 2NE1's debut *_* The elevator enterance was cool, and although they're singing wasn't the best, and they weren't that pretty, they had really good flashy unique costumes and hairstyles which became their trademark and it still continues now :') Ok imma biassed blackjack and fire is still my fave song. But for skarf.. it's all white dresses wtf :(

SNSD's debut. Amazing. They didn't lip synch(?) and their voice was amazing <3
So much energy in their dancing, cute smiles, skinny and pretty ;) This give me goosebumps haha.
I think it's because of the nature of the song. Their song is the cutesy type thus they can't show the "Strong, badass girl" message, their debut is more like A-pink.. so yeah. They need a more active song with all those fancy dance moves to show their TRUE potential!

WAIT, BEFORE YOU BASH ME UP FOR BEING AN IDIOT..

I feel that Skarf has their own good points too!
I think it's good that they made a point to sing live! Their voices are quite good too except they should blend more and stuff :) And the song is quite nice too. First time you hear it: Meh. Second time: Not bad. Third time: Quite good! :))

SMP ruins lives!

I hate  you all for making me feel pathetic, I hate you all for bringing me down. Most of all, I hate you all for thinking I'm useless.

Feel like pathetic shit now in their eyes.

It all began because of fucking SMP. So I did this poster which honestly doesn't look THAT bad.
Can't show you the pic because of stupid ass problems with my computer. Then my parents started giving crticism on the poster, which I didn't mind at first. After all it's just based on their humblr opinions right?

NO.

They started bashing me up by saying that it's not presentable, how the colours don't coordinate well (yellow paper on an orange board) and how people can't read the words because there are too many lines wtf.

And I didn't care, of course. It's already printed, cutted out so of course not. I don't want to waste my time just because of this shitty project no one will pay attention too.

My mentor doesn't even appreciate what we had done and is biassed to the other group. My members don't even bother to give a damn and rely on me to do everything. Nobody ever appreciates my hard work I have done behind the scenes.

Thus, I have decided to be a bitch by being the dictatorship leader kind. I will be rude and blunt in all my smses and be the most effective leader of all that everyone hates to the core. Demand everything to be done in one way, saying "I don't care just do it" or  "There will be no changes, it will be like that." Just think about the boss or the leader in school/office that you hate. But not really recommending that because it's only for groups which the people in it are extremely stupid and have no use to the group, like mine. :))

I will not wipe my ass for anyone anymore if the shit in their pants, even if they are my best friends lol. Don't expect me to cover up for your screwed up mistakes (unless it's minor) I will not be scared of stupid people just because they are taller/bigger/fatter than me -.-

Yes, now watch me ruling other people haha xD